Friday, November 1, 2024

From The Babylon Bee...

 Diddy's Ex-Girlfriend Urges Americans To Trust Her Judgment

CELEBS· Nov 1, 2024 · BabylonBee.com 
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LAS VEGAS, NV — Voters on the fence about where to place their trust in the upcoming presidential election breathed a sigh of relief last night, as Diddy's ex-girlfriend urged all Americans to trust her judgment.

Actress/singer Jennifer Lopez, one-time companion of the now-disgraced entertainment mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs, appeared on stage at a political rally to endorse Vice President Kamala Harris in yet another strong display of her outstanding ability to judge a person's character.

"I just have a knack for picking the best people," Lopez said before introducing Harris to the crowd. "As anyone can see from my track record — including all four of my marriages — I am a tremendous judge of character. I strongly urge all voters to elect Kamala Harris. She's the best, most upstanding person I've met since Diddy, and that's saying something."


'...and that's saying something.'

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