"cannot vs. can not"

Do you know when to use "can not" and when to use "cannot" in a written sentence? I can not remember learning this from Miss Martin, Sister Gertrude, Sister Alma Mercedes, or Sister Matthew...do you?

What really happened on the Center Island between the 12 year old Blaze and the Gay Smitty?

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Comments on the YouTube Post???

This could be a Feature we can add to...everyone wants to be noticed! We do have other videos and "Still" photos we can Post... of Jason on the beach in his thong, Gerry doing his Riding a Pony theme, Timmy with a Sledge Hammer, even a photo of Alyce in her "Own Room" on the second floor of the Feltonville estate...not to mention a Photo of Susan fainting on her first visit with the Family...we even have photos of embeded cinders in a bow-legged knee, along with a few of "Ms SEPTA", circa 1969...Stay tuned for more!

Who wrote on the Foggy Mirror?

What if..

If you were stranded on the center island of the Boulevard who would you rather be stranded with; Mitchell or Yunkel?

Oh yee of Little Faith...Remember the Leverage Post that no one responded to?

The benefits of "Leverage" have now gone National! And "Leverage" has gained the Ever Popular Moniker.... "AS SEEN ON TV" Whenever I see that Moniker it makes me want to run out and buy whatever was "SEEN ON TV"! TheNEWgpeablog..."Setting the Goal Posts" (click photo to ENLARGE) This Product actually appears to be a great idea, unless you were Lucky enough to have a brother 4 years younger by the name of Tim. He was our "human forklift" back in time!

This guy missed work on Saturday for the First time in 47 1/2 Years. What was his Excuse?

Vacation Time! make sure your Travel Agent has a Clue!

Hang Gliding in the Carribbean....OOOOPS!!!

ROOKIES!@#$%^&!!!!

PHILADELPHIA lost today. In the 5th inning, the Wash Rookie*@#$% pitcher hit Utley and then Howard with pitches and was tossed from the Game by Harry Wendlestadt, the Home Plate ump. Chris Wheels goes Nuts! and says "the kid" did not mean it...BUT...Gary Matthews(the Former Bigleaguer) says...get "the kid" out of there!!!! Gary goes on to say..."the big Leagues are not a place to "LEARN" to pitch, if ya can't get the ball over the plate you don't belong here...". Gary further says, "what if "theKid" had broken a bone with one of his Bone Headed pitches?" the PHILADELPIANS could possibly lose Utley or Howard and lose the Pennant? Well...'Lo and behold, "theKid" DID manage to break the hand of Utley! and Utley told no-one 'til the Game was Lost! Anyone ever had a broken "hand"? *broken leg *broken arm *broken ankle *broken heart *broken wind *broken backen mountain anyone...??? meanwhile...Wheels kept silent.

This is Truly Admirable!

This is Bryan May (60), the Lead Guitar & Founder of QUEEN> This year he will get his Doctorate in Astro Physics> and he still performs. This photo is from a Vegas show he did this year. He says he was always interested in Physics, was offered an Honorary Doctorate in England, but he wanted the Real Deal...so he kept studying. Amazing

Answer This!

 

1) What Professional Team (baseball, basketball, Hockey, Football) comes in Second to the Phillies loss record of 10,000? 2)The Team in Second Place has how many Losses? 3)Why are the "Phillies" the only Team in Professional Baseball that does NOT have a Jersey with the City they Represent? "Philadelphia" anyone...??? This is a "take home exam"...Go research... ps....when did we re-aquire Jose Mesa?

GRILLING

Hot off the Wire...from Boston

Premature a month ago and now @ 9+lbs!!! You Go Girl!

It's the Middle of Summer...Are You Staying Limber???

Are you still maintaining your Training Regimen? It's not Easy! Perhaps the "buddy system" pictured on the Right is the way to go...as opposed to the Solo Act on the Left.

GET A LEG UP!!! think "LEVERAGE" today...a POWERFUL TOOL!

 

Can you IMAGINE a Better Day?!!!? (only if u can...)

 

Flea Market @ 9AM (no early Birds!!!) Auction @ 2PM (cash only!) BINGO @ 5PM!!! (bingo chairs provided by Mr Crosby) Concert by The Chili Peppers (featuring Flea) @ 8PM! FIREWORKS when you get Home!!!

INTRODUCING....the New Gpea flea Market !!!

 

(to Enlarge Photo...click your heels!) Judith Ann is in search of a BICYCLE...anyone have one for Sale or Trade??? Tin Man is in search of a Brain...any extras??? And another character is searching for a Heart. (or is that Tin Man?) Meanwhile, Jason is searching for "THE PERFECT DATE". Why not Tap the Bloggers for stuff we are looking for before we look further? jus assin....

I HAD NO CLUE

Coco is almost 10 and has never had a Haircut. I am old and have not had a Professional Haircut since 1973. Judy Ann is older than Coco and younger than me and gets a Professinal Haircut about three times a year. She walks into wherever and The Clipping Begins. I could walk into a Barber Shop tommorow and do the same thing. I found out today that Coco needs an appointment...next available date is August 11! The Groomer was sort of nasty on the phone, told me if your dog has more than 3 or 4 fleas I will get a call and have to come back and pick up our Coco! I was assuming that I could walk in with the dog and sit there while they cut her hair. Stupid Me! You know Jiffy Lube? Supposedly, that company was started on a bet. Some guy had made a fortune on a company he started and sold. His buddies said he was just Lucky...right time/right place...and he wouldn't be able to do it again. The guy started Jiffy Lube and won the bet! If I can get an appointment with a Major League heart surgeon sooner than I can get an appointment with a Dog Groomer, there must be a market for Jiffy Dog Groomers! Go figure...

IT"S FRIDAY!!! & who sang this song?

"I can see clearly now the Rain is gone, I can see Allll obstacles disappear. Gone are the dark Clouds That had me down... Gonna be a Bright..., Bright, Sunshiny Day! Gonna be a Bright, bright Sunshiny Day!!!!..."

Post a Caption for this Photo...

(click on photo to ENLARGE) This is a photo sent to us from 1/2 of the "Infamous AAmos & Andy Triple A's"!!!(ok, it's really Aaron). At one point, it appeared they had WON WIWOuno & then (just like Floyd Landis) they GOT ZAPPED!!! after failing their Urine Test! ........by the way...where is a PHOTO of "the other half "... aka ANDY, and living in North Carolina???

Nostalgia & deja Vu all over again...

 

(click on collage to Enlarge, i.e, Make it Bigger!)

Re: CheJason & the Blog Protest...

Old Fans/New Fans!!! We Love em all! Maybe if CheJason had more Fans he wouldn't sweat as Much and would not need the HeadBand!!!! (ps...he was Not Adopted. We were merely "Fostering" him...)

BRING BACK GERALDPEA.BLOGSPOT!!!

read on... When this "New" Blog went live I felt like I was just told I was adopted...(then I found out I was a Foster Child!) This sucks. I was in the process of printing out all of the old blog postings from the GeraldPea.BlogSpot site with the intentions of making a Crap book. With all the past comedic performances it would have been a best seller. How can you replace the Gay Caballero riding on a mule, Gerry knocking out Michael at the annual Stretching Meeting, stories about Monster Stripers & Strippers, Ramp Building with your Grandson, Gerald Hassahof and his life guarding, Timmy teaching Aaron how to swing a golf club out of the bunker??????? I am against the "thenewblog.whatever.com" Who the hell can remember the "New" name anyway? This is just flat out mean! I was going to name my first born Gerald Pea in honor of the “Old” blog. Now, just to piss off my father, I might just name it River or Moon Beam. Take that Pea or whatever you call yourself these days... I refer to you as Mr. Mean! but I still LOVE U!!!!

Gay Caballero Sighted in Spain!!!...er...Pain...!!!

TWO MAGGIES AND A MICKEY

In her Boston accent and a Pope Hat, Maggie says "God Bless all of Yiz!" and then adds..."when do I get to meet Yaz?"

BLOG A MANIA !!!

 

1) It seems Maggie's Dad has put new photos on his Blog from Boston 2) We have a Family member with a Home Run Blog 3) There is a "wedge breaker" blog 4) Another person close to us has a Blog about...???!@#$%^&*!!!@@#$...YIKES! Anyone else out there Blogging???

Lesson learned...

When one starts a Blog one should continue the Blog...ie...Blogging is like Reporting. People read what you say, then they grouse or applaud about what you said, then they Tuna in tommorrow! This Photo was Posted on another Blog (by her DAD!) on June 30. Nothing since... Observers of the Blog are probably wondering where the Updates are???? Maggie is the most recent addition to the Family. We all are now into Blogging and commenting and we would like to see more Photos or comments regarding the Most Recent Addition and The Mom! Am I alone here in my Thinking ???

Actually...It Really IS All About ME!!!

 

All things grow from below (like from a cellar)

Reaction to this Post seems "tepid"...for the old folk wondering who is in the photos (ahemm, judith ann) it is our 21 Year Old Nephew Christopher and Friends! If you click on the highlighted link you may be able to see a Video From A Cellar! If you find yourself at a TVlike screen...click on it...and LISTEN!!! YouTube - Broadcast Yourself."!!!(you just passed the Highlighted link!!!) AJ & the Bear???...whatever that means....maybe someone will explain. Watch, Listen and ENJOY! and remember to click the "YouTube-Broadcast Yourself"!

Can we start Over?

WIWO was getting Worn-A-Way...some Commentors even called it (WeeWO), others referred to it as (Weewow), it was time to end the "AAmos & Andy WIWO ScAAAm" and start AAAnew! (remember the Bogus "Triple A's"?) With no final photo/pic, they tried to Steal WIWOuno ...AAAhemmmm... Lambasted as I have been...I will continue to slog on!

So, you were Obsessed with the Blog & Stopped?

YES...I HAD TO...I RAN OUT OF PAPER!