Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Back to California beaches...

The good news is that the Oxnard beaches are open!

The problem is, if you want to go to the beach, you 
cannot sit on a chair!

You have to sit on the sand...



The officers, who were on horseback, were heckled by other beachgoers for harassing the couple about their chairs.
The beaches are currently open, and the couple would be allowed to be there — as long as they ditched the chairs and sat in the sand.
Who makes Rules like this?


Oxnard does...

Monday, April 27, 2020

FYI...



YouTube took the video down! Bad Doctors...




I'm just linking the above article for posterity sake.


Different anchors, different opinions.


Sunday, April 26, 2020

Eagles draft...


K'von Wallace. Eagles 4th round pick from Clemson.
See that 'C' on his right shoulder?

That means his teammates voted K'von a Captain.

He also roomed with Brian Dawkins kid.

You don't go to a Program like Clemson & not have smarts & an ability,
and you don't get selected Captain among all those super recruits
unless you got Game!


I also like the Jalen Hurts pick


Could be a fun season.

Saturday, April 25, 2020

90 degrees+ in Manhattan Beach this weekend


Amanda, Luke, et al have been out of their house since 12/15/2019!
A flood problem. Just got home last week and are enjoying
the community pool.




They can walk to the beach from where they live, but 
mom & dad are maintaining the social distancing edict!

I can also walk TO the beach from their house.
I cannot walk BACK from the beach!

It's like climbing a mountain.

Thursday, April 23, 2020

The Pea Team virus & Pro Sports solution

Let's face it. The NBA & the NHL seasons are over for 2020!

As for the Major League Baseball Season, I suggest:
  • Thirty teams in MLB
  • Your home town team plays the other 29 teams three times
  • That's 87 games!
  • Lot's of Double Headers
As for crowd control and social distancing protocol?
  • Have a Lottery system of people that want to attend
  • And limit the # fans to half a sell out crowd
World Series between Thanksgiving Day & Christmas Day...!

As for the NFL Season, I suggest:
  • Thirty two teams in the NFL
  • Split them into four geographic locations
  • That means eight teams in each geo location
  • Your home town team plays seven games
  • Same Lottery system as MLB applies to the NFL fans
The four geographic victors make the playoffs!

Super Bowl takes place on St Paddy's Day!
  • Whatever day of the week it happens to fall on...which happens to be a Wednesday...



Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Way back when I was turning 60

I asked Michael & Eddie if they would teach me to sing & perhaps, make an Album!
  • We spent about three sessions in Eddie's basement
  • No video
  • Just Audio
We named the Album "Tongue in Cheek"




They were not familiar with this song....

  • Michael voice coached
  • Eddie did the music
And they told me I screwed up the video by not knowing how to fade the video...

***by the way, the photos in the video have nothing to do with the song. I was just clicking!

Saturday, April 18, 2020

04/18/2020 status report from my basement apartment...

last 2 cans of soup

bar soap dwindling


completely out of grapes




but the fancy color birds are back!
And that makes me Happy!

Sunday, April 12, 2020

I'll need:


  • Fatter tires
  • Skinnier body
  • A helmet
  • Guts
  • $49.00
...and knock off about 50 years from my birthdate!


Friday, April 10, 2020

Monday, April 6, 2020

Tom Brady rents a place

Tom Brady signs a two year contract with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
So he needs a place to live.
He has a wife and two kids.
So he rents Derrick Jeter's place!


30 thousand square feet!




I hope you win one more Super Bowl Tom!


as long as it is not vs The Eagles