Wednesday, May 11, 2016

And what did you buy your main squeeze for Mothers Day?

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/mothers-day-battery-bust-657013

Oh Boy!

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

NBA Lottery format will be determined next week. Brett Brown will represent the 76ers.

The actual Draft will take place in June. The 76ers are projected to get either the #1 or #2 pick.

Ben Simmons from LSU via Australia & Brandon Ingram, a Duke freshman, are the probable
1 & 2 picks.

Ben Simmons is 6'11, handles the ball like a guard

but is considered a wuss. His LSU team did not

even qualify for the NCAA Tournament.

Brandon Ingram was a HS All American, starred at Duke

as a Freshman, is also 6'11 and plays closer to the basket than Simmons.

If I were in charge of the Draft choice I would select Simmons.

Why? you ask?

Because between his senior year in HS and his freshman year

@ Duke, Ingram did this to his young body...

And this old guy has a problem with young people

that would do that to their young body...

It is ugly & he & his Mom & Dad are stupid!

Monday, May 9, 2016

Oh, now this is curious....

“The State Department has searched for Mr. Pagliano’s (Hillarys IT guy) email post file and has not located one that covers the time period of Secretary Clinton’s tenure from 2009 to 2013,” State Department spokesperson Elizabeth Trudeau said today.

Ms Trudea said The State Department (headed by

John Kerry, who served in Viet Nam) & got many medals,

will continue the search for any correspondence

between Mr Pagliano (Hillary's IT guy) and

Secretary Clinton & her staff...

When you think about it, why would your IT

guy ever need to email you?

"nothing to see here...move on..."

Sunday, May 8, 2016

Mothers Day circa 1954

Back then when you were 7 or 8 you started

to realize that your Mother was pretty important

to your everyday existence.

You then find out at school that there is a Sunday in May

when you are supposed to give her something.

But you have no idea what to give her and

if you did have an idea you have no money!

Your big brother is clueless.

Your big sister says I should draw Mother a Hallmark Card.

Michael suggested we sing Kumba ya accapella...

Timmy was 3 & sanding wood figurines...

So i snuck in "THEIR" room & grabbed the 1st thing I saw.

Rosary Beads!

I put the beads in a box & my Mother Loved them!

just another reason why I was Mothers favorite...

lol...

Saturday, May 7, 2016

Somebody really wants a bath!

Thursday, May 5, 2016

POKER...not a difficult game to learn

One just needs to keep a Poker Face.

That is, your opponent has no clue if you are Happy or Sad.

Of course a Poker player can appear to be consistently Happy or Sad

but that is not a persona that is ez to maintain. Be yourself,

So here are the Poker Hands you are looking for:

playing cards is Fun

Today someone showed me a Safe Place photo vs an Unsafe Place photo

In 1944... 18,19, 20 year olds were pretty much gonna

get killed @ Normandy. But they went.

most of them Volunteered to go

2016

In 2016: 18 to 21 year olds are looking for

a Safe Place on campus. A place where they can feel Safe from

the nastiness of the outside world.

an Example:

They have yet to experience how hateful & harmful the

real world can be...

Just hope reality first gives them just a few jabs

to wake them up before

the knockout punch is necessary.

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Oh Mama Mia! This is exciting!

And Hillary trails Bernie 53% to 47% in Indiana!

Whodathunk that?

Monday, May 2, 2016

Here is why Hillary will (maybe) be the next President of the USA

And here's the underlying math. If Clinton wins the 19 states in Blue (and D.C.) that every Democratic nominee has won from 1992 to 2012, she has 242 electoral votes. Add Florida's 29 and you get 271. Game over.