Sunday, August 19, 2007

A History Lesson regarding Begetting...This may take a while and need input...

From the little I have learned:
Mary married Jack and they begot
Alyce, who married Paul (circa 1941), and begotten from Bill & DeeDee Dornisch.
Paul & Alyce begot Christine, Patricia, Susan, Michael and Mary.
Alyce & Paul's begotten ones' have begot Fiona, George, Paul, Maggie, Ralph, Max, Ringo, Lester, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John...
Meanwhile, Jack & Mary beget yet another...John...
Who married Kevin (of The Martin's) and proceeded to beget Nicole. And the martin's are...?
Still young and in Love, Mary & Jack beget their favorite offspring Gerald!!!
Gerald marries Maryann (of Ukrainian descent) and they beget, under the Watchful Eyes of John & Kathryn, two more begotten ones'! Sam and Jason...Sam marries Kelly and in the California desert they beget Justin and Amanda! Jason is still wandering around the Jersey shore begetting anyone he can...
Lo & Behold, back in the '40's and a short time after Gerald, the Union between Mary & Jack begets yet another! That would be Michael...a begetter of profound proportion!
Just when Jack and Mary were about to make their Final payment to the House calling Dr. Levitt we find out that Timothy is on the way, along with the Advent of TV! (if this were after Roe v Wade would Dr Levitt have been paid & would we have had a TV sooner...and also one less brother? not to mention no Family Pool?)
Timothy proceeds to marry Maureen (of the Bill & Jocelyn O'Hare's) and beget Molly, Seana, Kate, Meghan(Gpeas neglected Goddaughter), Maura, Padriac and Kielan...these begotten ones proceed to beget others from White's, to TimothyII's, to Declans to Zees!
It was 1955, Eisenhower was our President, the world was at Peace...and Edward was begetted!
In 1982 Edward & Susan (neeYebsley, whose Mother lives in 26.2 Florida and whose Father rests near us in Roxborough) were joined in a "Shotgun Wedding" ceremony...not because Susan was pregnant...but because Mrs Joan King wanted Edward off the Farm!!! This decision
by Joan King resulted in Christopher and Anna.
Many Blanks to fill...and corrections to make.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's a lot of 'begettin' goin on. I need to begettin ME some of 'dat.

Anonymous said...

this Post is too long for the collective attention span of the average person that visits this Blog. actually, i'm annoying myself for this lengthy re...

Anonymous said...

What about your second wife - she get no acknowledgement - she begot CoCo - the dog everyone loves!