You may have heard this one before, but like a good song, it's worth repeating...
God was creating...he was creating Dogs. He had all the dogs lined up and needed to insert one more piece to make them complete. God had arranged all of the dogs butt holes on a Peg Board. As each dog came forward God inserted the butt hole from the Peg Board into the designated dog. ALL OF A SUDDEN!!! the Heavens started to Shake! Fire & Brimstone Rained Down! The Devil was raising Cane!
God yelled out to the Dogs..."Grab your asshole and run for your life!"...and the dogs did. Grabbing anything off the Peg Board they could get their canines into.... It was chaos...
That is why...to this day...each dog greets the other by Sniffing and asking..."did you get my asshole?"
SHOULD I POST THE OTHER TWO BEST JOKES ?
3 comments:
That joke stank the first dozen times you told it. That reminds me that when the hard of hearing GeraldPea was in line to be born and they were handing out body parts he thought they said "trains" so he grabbed the last one out.
HUH???
What body part rhymes with TRAIN? liver, no. spleen, no. colon, no. Brain, hmmmmmm Maybe he didn't get the last one.
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