For you "Short Attention Bloggers" I will capsulize the Story
- 60 year old Allentown man goes skiing in Colorado in Jan 2007
- This man runs into a 7 year old on the Slopes
- The 60 year old falls and tears a tendon in his shoulder
- The 60 year old works @ Reader's Digest/ The now 8 year old is not employed
- The Allentown 60 year old is still not able to work, sues for $75,00 plus !
- Editors note...Willy Zee is NOT representing the 60 year old...
5 comments:
Yo... Weirdos!! What's the 7 year old doing stnding on the Slope. It is a Ski Slope not a Stand Slope. He deserves to get SUED! Can you imagine the excruciating pain the 60 year old has been subjected to? Not to mention the loss of "conjugal bliss" (Tell 'em 'bout it, Willie) The sextagenarian deserves every dollar he gets. Ask Geraldpea about that shoulder area!!
I agree with the 60 year old from Allentown! We have to deal too often with "rug rats"...those that are short and unseen...why should we have to deal with them on the Slopes ! And...If the little one can Ski why doesn't the little one have a job..! Meanwhile, Readers Digest and their subscribers are suffering !!!
"not a word of what i typed above do i believe..."
Truth is, as that guy ShakesBeer said, "first, we kill all the Lawyers..."
Having recently turned 60, I can attest to the pain and suffering..as for the child, let this be a lesson to him..the slopes are for dopes and skiing can be very expensive with court costs et al!
Hey blog observer: Ole Willy Shakespeare also said:
Pity is the virtue of the law,
And none but tyrants use it cruelly!
I went skiing with my parents
The way I always do
How was I to know
Some geriatric was skiing, too
/ D A E - / D A D A / D A E - / D A /
/ D AD DA D AE - / /
I was standing on the mountain
Trying to take a piss
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this, ha
I'm the innocent bystander
But somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and some old timer
And I'm down on my luck
Yes, I'm down on my luck
Well, I'm down on my luck
/ D E A - / / / D - / / /
Now I'm hiding in the ski lodge
Blame it on my ADD
Send lawyers, guns and money
He won't get a nickel out of me
Send lawyers, guns and money {4X}
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