I am so excited I can't explain. Am I in distress? You figure it out. I realize now that the Phillies don't have any money $$$ to sign Aaron Rowand. And of course, we can't give Ryan Howard toooo much. But we struck GOLD. Yes, the Ol' Fightins' just signed Felix Pedro or maybe that's Pedro Felix. What more can you imbeciles ask for?? Put your money where your mouth is!! Can you say David Bell?? Jeez. Distress Call?? We sure could use The Cooker and Latrish.
Are you being serious Pea? Actually, I wouldn't be surpised if you were put on hold by the Philly emergency call center people- there was a riot on my block in the Port (Seana, Bill & Liam are my witnesses) and the police did not come until 15 mintues later. No lie. Nor did they ask me for any additional information, even though Bill told them that I witnessed the entire thing. I hate Philadelphia.
Since pitchers and catchers report soon, just give me a week and I lace 'em up and be slappin' ropes off da wall and goin' to 3rd on a single to right and hittin' da cutoff man and raisin'havoc on the paths and "can o corn", and "duks on a pond" and "c'mon blue" and "pick me up" and "c'mon Michael" and "why is Bernie Black readin' in rightfield?" and on & on
Since pitchers and catchers report soon, just give me a week and I lace 'em up and be slappin' ropes off da wall and goin' to 3rd on a single to right and hittin' da cutoff man and raisin'havoc on the paths and "can o corn", and "duks on a pond" and "c'mon blue" and "pick me up" and "c'mon Michael" and "why is Bernie Black readin' in rightfield?" and on & on
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I am so excited I can't explain. Am I in distress? You figure it out. I realize now that the Phillies don't have any money $$$ to sign Aaron Rowand. And of course, we can't give Ryan Howard toooo much. But we struck GOLD. Yes, the Ol' Fightins' just signed Felix Pedro or maybe that's Pedro Felix. What more can you imbeciles ask for?? Put your money where your mouth is!! Can you say David Bell?? Jeez. Distress Call?? We sure could use The Cooker and Latrish.
I called 911 last Friday night! I was put on hold and finally was told "if this is an emergency please hang up and dial 911"...
The two crooks I saw up the street DID steal my neighbors car and the Police asked me why I didn't call 911 sooner... Go Figure
Are you being serious Pea? Actually, I wouldn't be surpised if you were put on hold by the Philly emergency call center people- there was a riot on my block in the Port (Seana, Bill & Liam are my witnesses) and the police did not come until 15 mintues later. No lie. Nor did they ask me for any additional information, even though Bill told them that I witnessed the entire thing. I hate Philadelphia.
Maura
zyminski is in distress, Maura from Vegas is distressed, Pea is...is pea dressed? or in dadress?
Chill out PEOPLE! or I will have to call an AMBULANCE!!!!!
Hypertension.....
Since pitchers and catchers report soon, just give me a week and I lace 'em up and be slappin' ropes off da wall and goin' to 3rd on a single to right and hittin' da cutoff man and raisin'havoc on the paths and "can o corn", and "duks on a pond" and "c'mon blue" and "pick me up" and "c'mon Michael" and "why is Bernie Black readin' in rightfield?" and on & on
Since pitchers and catchers report soon, just give me a week and I lace 'em up and be slappin' ropes off da wall and goin' to 3rd on a single to right and hittin' da cutoff man and raisin'havoc on the paths and "can o corn", and "duks on a pond" and "c'mon blue" and "pick me up" and "c'mon Michael" and "why is Bernie Black readin' in rightfield?" and on & on
Cooker wants to play two. He's repeating hisself. Or his mind is starting to come unglued!!
also, what is cooker referring to?
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