When your Kid invites you to a Boat Show do you assume they are buying you a Boat?...Jason invited me to the Atlantic City Boat Show today...as far as I know, he did not buy me a Boat...
ASSUMPTIONS
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I can distinctly remember TJ sharing the following phrase with me at the tender age of about 7. "Do you know what happens when you assume, Maura?" "No, TJ I don't even know how to tie my own shoes yet." "When you assume, you make an A** of YOU and ME!"
INSANITY: Thinking your son is going to buy you a boat b/c he invites you to the boat show. "He was hoping you'd pay for gas since his Mother is in California."
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I can distinctly remember TJ sharing the following phrase with me at the tender age of about 7.
"Do you know what happens when you assume, Maura?"
"No, TJ I don't even know how to tie my own shoes yet."
"When you assume, you make an A** of YOU and ME!"
Maura
I knew some nerd would use that quote. The desert sun is getting to you. What's next the definition of "insanity"?
INSANITY: Thinking your son is going to buy you a boat b/c he invites you to the boat show. "He was hoping you'd pay for gas since his Mother is in California."
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