Friday, February 1, 2008

I HATE THE WING BOWL!!!

Call me Mr. Pooper but I absolutely HATE the Wing Bowl. I hate everything it stands for. To me the Wing Bowl represents everything which is wrong about going to a Philadelphia sports event. If you think going to an Eagles game is bad as far as the overweight drunks and fake tough guy fighters, try going to a Wing Bowl. Can't anyone find anything better to do on a Friday? Doesn't anyone work anymore? There has to be something more exciting then going into the Wachovia Center at 6:00 am and watching people eat. Have you ever tried to watch someone eat from 50 yards away? Not much to see... It's not like they are doing tricks or playing a game, they are just eating! Most of the fans will follow the Wing Bowl up with a trip to the local Strip Club. On Wing Bowl day the strip clubs offer "Exclusive VIP Breakfast" with a Wing Bowl ticket. This consists of about 20 old and dirty men wearing Eagles coats while standing around a hot plate of sausage and eggs. Yumm, sounds like fun... Like that's all these idiots need is another meal. Most of the people down there are drunk but many are high as a kite on some type of weed, oxycontin, percocet or just sticking to some good old fashioned nose candy... My suggestion? STAY AWAY! Don't listen to 610 WIP. The station is a joke. I honestly would rather go to the dentist and have a tooth pulled then go to the Wing Bowl. If you are into sports talk radio, support 950 AM! Glenn Foley and Michael Bradley are the best in the morning and Jody Mac blows away Eskin in the afternoon. 950 AM WING BOWL

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gerald Pea,
I disagree. What's wrong with it? It's all good, innocent fun. Just some guys working off all little stress.
Makes me a little hungry looking at this photo. MMMMMM, maybe some wings for lunch today?
E-A-G-L-E-S!!!!
(sarcasm is hard to convey in the written word...)

Jason Pea said...

Pardon me a Gerald Pea... There is no Gerald and there is no Pea in this Blog creator... It is all me!

Anonymous said...

Absolutely agree with you Jason! The wing bowl is pathetic. The first time it might have been funny but come on now! The fact that the news stations, papers and Comcast cover it over and over makes it that much worse! Well, like they say," if you can't beat em might as well join 'em!" We should do a McKendry Wing Bowl... Irish stomachs and Hot Wings makes for a good laugh!

Anonymous said...

Did you really have to Post that Photo on the Blog! The wing bowl would have passed into obscurity once again this year if you had not decided to Haunt us! I don't listen to WIP! and I have been telling people for years they are "A Money Making Machine Making Money Off of Morons"!

Go to the Big Talker 1210 or 990AM if you want to enhance your Brain and you enjoy Radio!!!

I LOVE Radio...AM...

Anonymous said...

The morning show is a pervert's show.

Anonymous said...

errr...ah...I am sorry about the false association, Ja!

Anonymous said...

I have polled our family and we collectively believe that in the best interest of taste...we have all agreed to request the Commish remove this gross picture of the blond wingeating, slob...from the blog...asap...thankyou

Anonymous said...

PLEASE GET RID OF THIS PICTURE< I CAN'T EVEN GO TO THE BLOG ANYMORE FOR FEAR OF SEEING THIS PIG...

Anonymous said...

hey! My sister actually dated that wing sauce face!

Anonymous said...

Hey anonymous, that is your sister.