LAWNS...anyone have a solution for a problem lawn ?
I AM SERIOUS HERE! PEOPLE!!!
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Certainly... begin by measuring the square footage, buy new wheelbarrow, invest in mulching mower, purchase all 4 steps of Scott's lawn treatment, Pour one bag of Scott's in wheelbarrow, Consume 12 bottles of Guinness that are in fridge from last summer, throw empty bottles into wheelbarrow filled with Scott's (prevents breakage) Dump at curb for trash pickup. Turn quickly and yell "Who cares about the lawn?"
4 comments:
Certainly... begin by measuring the square footage, buy new wheelbarrow, invest in mulching mower, purchase all 4 steps of Scott's lawn treatment, Pour one bag of Scott's in wheelbarrow, Consume 12 bottles of Guinness that are in fridge from last summer, throw empty bottles into wheelbarrow filled with Scott's (prevents breakage) Dump at curb for trash pickup. Turn quickly and yell "Who cares about the lawn?"
two words, "Lawn Doctor"
Uncle Twig...
One word, CONCRETE. Uncle Guido.
call a pro....
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