Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Tiger decides to make it more Fair....

"The disappointment in this room is palpable," said Woods. "I realize people want competition. And so I have decided to give it to them. Therefore for the remainder of 2008, I will play every shot with my eyes firmly shut. That includes all four majors. I will of course have to open them when I'm walking from shot to shot so I don't trip on a sprinkler or the guy who holds up the 'quiet' sign or something."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I honestly believe he would beat me with his eyes closed. He's the only guy that could, mind ya!

Anonymous said...

i always thought the Rule was you HAD to hit the ball with your eyes shut! My golf game will now improve by at least 2 Strokes!!!!

Anonymous said...

He would never beat me. Remember, the rule at Juniata is home team gets two "Gotchas". Tiger could not handle that. And I am the Home Team.

Anonymous said...

If I swung like you Zeero I'd shut my eyes too.

Anonymous said...

what's a "Gotcha"

Anonymous said...

This is a family blog. I cannot express the sordid details of a "Gotcha". Suffice it to say, it is applied from behind while said opponent is addressing the ball and prior to start of back swing. After application, said opponent lies on the ground screaming and writhing in pain.