Monday, April 28, 2008

Recycling and Yutes.

Is it just me. Do I live with the only under 30 planet polluters alive? How long has home recycling been around? Years, right? Well it seems that the younguns I live with, only 2 of them now, didn't get Al "NOBLE PRIZE WINNER" Gore's memo. Today is trash day. Of course, only the man in the house is allowed to put it out, they got THAT memo, as I place the bags at the curb there's that clink, clang of aluminum cans and glass bottle resonating from the filthy trash bag. Do you go in and get 'em or blame it on the yutes? Not that I haven't said a quadzillion times that we need to RECYCLE FOLKS!!!!! We're on our 4th trash hauler and there are no more left in the phone book. Hope this one doesn"t drop us too. Look what the world has come to; the trashmen hold my future in their hands....

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I never heard of anyone getting trashed by their trash company! Does Lancaster County have trash Police? Also, I thought all people under 30 were Going Green and protecting the Environment..."which is coming closer to death every day man remains on Earth..."

Anonymous said...

So, whatever happened to "chores"? Let your sweet, under-30 yutes take turns sorting through the trash for errant recycleables each week before you (I would NEVER expect a GIRL to) put it out; that should cure 'em! If that fails & the trash collector dumps you, then they would have to take turns driving ALL the trash to the land-fill! Ohhh, the beauty of it!

John Denver