Sorry about that..

I don't know about you but Steve Jobs can take his i-phone and shove it. It slices, dices, chops and grinds but it has this nasty habit of hanging up in mid conversation. ANNOYING PEOPLE those i-phoners. They call you back and say in their i-phone snobbery, "sorry about that, it just hangs up on me." NO KIDDING! I have three descendants who are phoneaholics. New gadget phone comes out; they get it next day. They sit in wait just hoping they're there when an opportunity comes up to use mapquest, google, ask etc. Just waiting to pounce when you say "I'm lost" or "I don't know" Their snobby little voices say,"No problem I can just pull that up on my i-phone..." While you're at it reposition the polar ice caps will ya? Launch any missles lately? Online surgery anyone? Little geeks. I guess you need that power though when you're a high school senior sitting in class. You've already learned everything there is to learn. Maybe you can find a prom dress in Caracas or a facial cleanser from Istanbul. Useful schooltime stuff. The same kid will sit in a room with you for 30 minutes and never say a word; put her in school with an i-phone and you'll get a dozen text messages a day from her. I'd like to lock them in a room with Uncle Lucky for a weekend and they can explain to him how all that i-phone stuff works. Ha, ha, ha. Who hits the wall first, the i-phones, the geek girls or Lucky? SMASH..... Take that Steve Jobs!!!!