These three "celebrities" cash in about $60 Million in salary per year, and their shows are about Nothing!
Can you imagine Michael as the Emcee behind the Desk on opening Night? Of course, no-one would know who he is, but no-one knew who Conan was either!
It is 2008, the majority of the population is 50+ and these people spend the most $$$, yet the Networks (that are losing viewers hand over fist) target the 18 to 45 year old age Group. Historically, they have done this to nurture viewers for the Future and cause they are believed to spend the most $$$...but their Future should be now! They are in Deep doo-doo...and people over 50 spend $$$ too!
- Our Show about Nothing would feature Guest Stars, of course, cause they have so much knowledge to share. BURP!
- It would Feature Timothy in the Roll of Ed McMahon...
- Paul would be a frequent Guest, ala that Scientist Guy that was often seen with Johnny Carson talking about the Stars and the Planets.
- Then...we could have Mr Lucky with his "words and more words...of wisdom"
- We could have the Wednesday Advice Night, Featuring Alyce...
- And, of course, Blaze would be the Band Leader that laughs at all of Michael's jokes!
- The possibilities are Endless! Dave, Christine, Scott, Susan, Patty, Kevin, Mary, Mike, Michael, Margo, Nicole, Sam, Kelly, Jason, ???, Kate & Happ, Karen & Blue Cross/Blue Shield, Sarah, the new Homeowner in a Down Real Estate Market, Molly, Joe, Seana & the Zee Man... Kate, Andy & the Cello, Meghan & Double A, Aaron; Maura, Padriac, Keelan; The Horse Whisperer, Anna and the Multi-talented Christopher! Not to mention Brett and Bill and Susan the Horse Rider Trainer!
Anyone know any Hollywood Producers?
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Would the show title be "Late nite with Michael Patrick?" ...if so, I have a problem with that...he hasn't been that funny since his surgery and besides, he's at his best when Eddie is beside him....
it would be called "Late in Life With Michael Patrick" and as I said, Blaze would be your Band Leader and laugh at everything you say and Banter with you! IT'S A SURE HIT! with the right Guest List...
I can tell by the responses, everyone is Xcited with the Possibilities...
The problem with it is NOBODY would ever write the script. Producer would have to be a saint. It would be funny. Intentional or not.
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