I think we asked this Question last Christmas...
- The Advantages of a Real Tree are?
- The Advantages of an Artificial Tree are?
- The Advantage of No Tree is?
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How about if we have a major sporting event without Referees, Umpires, Judges or Stewards? I Love that a 65 to one shot did ...
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most women make you deal with a real tree. which is such a !@#$%
For all the "fake tree" people, why don't you call it what it really is... Green Plastic! A tree has sap, wood, needles, smells, makes your hands sticky, clogs up the vacuum and occasionally, has a squirrel in it. Puckett's, where are you? I hate fake trees!
Hey, Whitpain Widdler, you just described my Grand Children. Of course, tomorrow AM I will pick up 6 of those delightful children and head out in the wilds to find our tree. After riding 22 miles on a tractor we will be deposited amid the most beautiful grove of Pine Trees you can imagine. After selecting the finest we will cut it down with our two man saw. 4-5 hours later the tractor will return and 6 men will load that fir on the tractor for the trip back to civilization. Arriving back home we will prepare that tree for the "raising". A wonderful tradition continued. Artificial??? No Way.
Gay's showing his age folks. We state-of-art folks in Lanco will assemble on our own personal space with our i-Phones in hand and download our virtual trees whilst we upload Nornam's Crackerbarrel Choir singing La la la la la, la la la la. We'll then text exchange carbon credits and and eat a virtual Martha Stewart organic free range turkey, all the while sporting our i-Phones equipped with the requisite "don't bother me" headphones.
Welcome to the 2008 Winter Holiday Season tradition.
Hey, Slim! I didn't know the Amish were into techology; good for them!
Enjoy your virtual holiday, Lanco!!
Real-treeforme
Speaking of the Amish and electricity, did you see the TV and newspaper ads for the "free" heater if you buy a $400 Amish Mantel?
What jerk would buy an electric product from folks who don't use electricty? That's like taking etiquete lessons from Mike Tyson.
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