Not to Worry; I'm Alive..

Mild earthquake shakes Lancaster County

You were probably all worried about your Lanco relatives and wondering if we all survived THE EARTHQUAKE last night. Not to worry we lived through it. At a few minutes past midnight as my favorite grand daughter was visiting the bathroom (Name witheld to protect her vanity),as my "your turn to sit up with Ronan" son-in-law was headed back to bed at the top of his stairs in Lititz, as my son partyed and didn't hear a thing, as my wifey awoke to the clatter, as my other daughter and her hubby thought their house was collapsing, as my eldest grand daughter walked up the stairs and thought her Dad was stomping mad, as my faithful dogs slept through it all, as my eldest daughter and her normally "OMG what was that!" sleeping husband snored through it all, a 3.3 on the Richter scale quake struck just north and west of quaint little Lititz. Two Amish outhouses were destroyed and damages are estimated at over $8.00. Sam and Kelly how do you two live in California? Right now you're all wondering, I'm sure, "What can I do for them?" A Relief for Lanco is being organized. You're asked to send Sis' Irish Soda bread, lots of 'em, to Slim's house for distribution to the needy earthquake survivors. No FEMA trailers required, just lots and lots of soda bread. If you can't bake just plan on attending the "Help the Lanco Quake Victims" fundraiser on Jan 3rd in Oreland. Big cash donations are appreciated. Slim will be distributing that as well. Visa, Mastercard and Amex accepted also. Slim will handle that as well. Anybody know how you apply for Federal Disaster Relief? I have this urge to loot all of a sudden....