...and none of the other Geniuses at the "bar" had heard about it... TJ said...
- ...take the kids height measurement when the kid is two
- Multiply that by 2...
- and that is how tall the "kid" will be at "maturation"
In all honesty, TJ did not use the word "maturation". That word was brought up by one of the other "Professors" at the table, where they were drinking Beer and watching Basketball.
It may have been Dr Pea, Dr Cooker or Dr YoYoMa, I forget which one...
So, what do you think of TJ's theory?
If it's true, you could start buying your kids Future wardrobe today at reduced prices...
2 comments:
This theory has about as much chance of holding water as the "OLDE OAKEN BUCKET".
Don't believe me? Measure Paddy Liam next time you see him. Doc told us years ago when when babies 1 and 2 were wee to do that. We did. It's damn accurate.
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