One of the reasons I am in the Enviable Financial Position I am in is because...

I have always been able to "CALCULATE". That is, with the aid of my calculators I was able to forecast the Ups & the Downs and adapt my various strategies accordingly... Things have changed...my calculators are now Less Helpful & my Brain has not been able to adapt...

• My machines go to $999,999,999.00
• That's a Dollar short of a Billion
• When things changed to Trillions I struggled
• add three more Zeroes?
• For the first TIME i heard today the word
• Quadrillion!!!

But, Barak is giving his Cabinet Heads 90 days to come up with cuts to their Budgets that will, cumulatively, amount to $100,000,000.00 in Savings to the Tax Payer!

I NEED A NEW CALCULATOR!!!!