Pork Flu Pandemic & Dinner Guests...

We are having company on Friday and had planned the following Menu...think we should stay with it considering the "Pork Flu" Scare? This is our working Menu...

• Potato chip appetizer/with a Dip
• Pork rinds
• Potato salad
• Pork Roll
• Perogie ala potato
• Pork Chops
• French Fried Potatos
• Pork Loin/Grilled
• Mashed Potatos
• Pork-Pot-a-Belly Soup w/Garlic, or...
• Potato Soup w/out Garlic

Desert would be

• Potato Pie or
• Pork Pie

For After Dinner Entertainment we planned on Playing

• Mr Potato Head
• Or, invite people to Dance to...
• The Mashed Potato? or Play
• Two Pigs in aPoke

If people want to talk Politics we could discuss

• The Porkulus Bill recently signed into Law
• or, the Actual Mr Potato Head in Congress,
• Congressman John Murtha, from Johnstown, Pa

Or should we could just pull out the Grill and Barbecue Franks with Barney...

Of course, we would need to have Potato Frank Rolls and some

• Potato Vodka...
• Barney always wanted to BE a BANKER, ala Newman...

What do you think?