Thursday, December 10, 2009

The Pea Blog advice on how Tiger can AVOID being the Biggest Loser...

I just ran this Idea past Jason and he Completely disagrees with me...but here it goes...
  • If Tiger would hire "Murray" as his New Agent this is what "Murray" would recommend...
  1. Send the wife and kids back to Sweden
  2. Buy, and wear a "Chastity Belt" for himself (Elin would have the KEY)
  3. Drop All your Current Sponsors (Tiger has No Owner to answer to, No GM, No Coach)
  4. Start playing Golf again
  5. Kick Butt on the Golf Course in 2010, win, win, win...$$$$$, win...
The wife and kids appear in the Public Eye after you Win the Last Major, completing the "GRAND SLAM" of Golf...Have a Family Photo Shoot...and Publicly Cry...
  • When ALL that is done...you open yourself up to Bids to New Wannabe Sponsors!
Everything Hunky-dory by Christmas of 2010...and Elin could give him the KEY back for a Christmas present!
  • Anyone have "Murray's" Number ???

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

215-680-2170

Dr. Phil said...

That plan makes no sense...

Sponsors are not going to drop him so why would he drop them? This will all blow over in a few weeks. Kobe allegedly raped a woman in CO and nobody remembers that, Ray Lewis was part of a double murder, plead guilty to obstruction of justice, nobody remembers that, Michael Jordan had affairs and is now divorced (his wife won $168 million)... Jamal Lewis (Browns RB) was arrested on chargers of setting up a major drug deal and he’s looked on as a great person, Pac Man Jones was still able to play in the NFL after being part of a shooting where a person is no paralyzed and finally, Michael Vick is still making money on endorsements and he committed a crime, Tiger did not.

Tiger should dump the wife. He apparently doesn’t love her. He should go and do what he wants to do. Settle up with her and move on. Didn't work out...