The March Madness Invitation @ Jason's new home in Conshy is off! He had a Home Inspection done & they told him...
- Sheet Rock separated him from his neighbors.
- Sheet Rock/Studs and then your neighbors Sheet Rock...no Fire Wall. Open your Medicine Cabinet & you could be looking at your neighbor...
Very disappointing but, the Inspector was great. Imagine hanging your Wide Screen TV on your wall and your neighbor has access to the back of it...
- Jason null and voided the sale and is still in the Market...
Rumor has it that he is considering a place in Indio, Ca with an In-Law Suite...
4 comments:
Jason, What did the neighbor look like? This is something from the movies. You see her though the med cabinet, fall in love, get married and make the trip to Indio with Pea and Cooker. Yes, the Outback will be crowded, and the motel room also. However, you will become even closer to Pea and his baby brother. All will live happily ever after!! Don't let a little sheet rock separate you from your destiny.
Funny you should mention it. I was watching DIY TV and they had the same thing. Easy to fix.
Home Depot sells spray foam in a can, kinda like cheese in a can, you buy several truckloads, remove ALL your drywall, very carefully since you're gonna be putting it back, and starting at the basement you start spraying the cheese in a can from the basement up, "higher and higher" all around the pipes, outlets ducts, etc. Should take you no more than 30 minutes, well that's what it took on TV, and you can wear a real nice designer outfit, skinny jeans, low cut top; OH yea; VERY IMPORTANT, you need to get a good looking chick to do this, almost forgot, who has a gay designer friend to advise her and make funny little comments while she sprays the foam.
Option 2
There's this Canadian guy who is past his prime but wears overall jeans and a wife beater t-shirt anyway, he'll come out to the house, tell you, "Good thing ya called me hey" and proceed to tell you that Armagedon is right next door. He'll tear EVERYTHING down, bring in a dozen tattooed thugs and for every cent you ever will earn he'll fix it.
So go ahead and buy it, it's DIY fixable
ANOTHER TIP FROM TIM
Oh yea, almost forgot, call Uncle Cooker. He owns a hammer and knows how to spackle.
I say move to the desert with Grandpa!!! We need you!!!
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