No, we have No sweets! Closest thing to sweet we have is Peanut Butter, crunchy and smooth. Last time I saw a Butter Almond Bryers Box was about 12 years ago. Since then I have not lost any weight, I have actually put it on. And, I have become more Nasty after 8PM...I want my Ice Cream Back!
At last count we had 62 diet books, tapes, videos, pamphlets, CD's, DVD's and exercise machines too numerous to count and I have GAINED weight.
Meanwhile Chuck Norris and Christy "I Can't Keep My Hubby Interested" Brinkley keep pitching some machine that'll make my toupee look lousy or my husband chase teenage waitresses and they're on ALL THE TIME.
I can forget losing weight and buy that INVEST IN SLUM HOUSES FOR PENNIES book they pitch on TV and then I'll have a Ferarri and buxom broads hanging all over no matter how much I weigh. That's the ticket!
How about if we have a major sporting event without Referees, Umpires, Judges or Stewards? I Love that a 65 to one shot did ...
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Sadly, NO. Dessert Nazi doesn't buy it. No Skippy either. Not a cookie or cake in the house. Matter of fact, not anything good to eat.
Then why am I overweight?? I swear it's the fruit and veggies.
11months to Christmas Eve!!!
No...see "Slim's comments"...ditto!
Pea, please change this POST. The ice cream is melting.
No, we have No sweets! Closest thing to sweet we have is Peanut Butter, crunchy and smooth. Last time I saw a Butter Almond Bryers Box was about 12 years ago. Since then I have not lost any weight, I have actually put it on. And, I have become more Nasty after 8PM...I want my Ice Cream Back!
especially good when stuffed in to a Sugar Cone
What's going on with 31 by 31??? No news must mean it's going bad.
Anyone want a soda?
At last count we had 62 diet books, tapes, videos, pamphlets, CD's, DVD's and exercise machines too numerous to count and I have GAINED weight.
Meanwhile Chuck Norris and Christy "I Can't Keep My Hubby Interested" Brinkley keep pitching some machine that'll make my toupee look lousy or my husband chase teenage waitresses and they're on ALL THE TIME.
I can forget losing weight and buy that INVEST IN SLUM HOUSES FOR PENNIES book they pitch on TV and then I'll have a Ferarri and buxom broads hanging all over no matter how much I weigh. That's the ticket!
Another: TIP FROM TIM
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