Last Saturday Judy Ann was in a local steak shop to order a small cheese steak (they look like toothpicks). While she was waiting at the counter a woman w/ a blond wig, pink raincoat, lavender tights & lavender boots walks in w/ a chubby kid about 11 years old. She was towing a RED suitcase on wheels. The Blond...
- She steps to the counter while the boy sits himself down & she says
- "I want a large cheese steak with everything on it"
- The counter guy says, "you need to tell me what *everything* you want on it Is"
- She says...
- Hot Peppers
- Sweet Peppers
- Lettuce
- Tomato
- Fried Onions
- Mushrooms
- Ketchup
- Mayonnaise
- Mustard
- ...and Relish
- And an order of CHEESE FRIES !
Judy Ann said to the woman, "he's going to have a stomach ache after eating that" and the woman said...
Proudly...
Judy Ann canceled her order and jogged home...
UGH!
2 comments:
I cannot think of one more thing to add to that cheese steak. That is disgusting.
Let the boy eat in peace.
Dr. Klogg
Cardiology HUP
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