Why does this stuff happen? I wake up in the wee hours of this morning with a sharp pain in my left elbow. Ouch! I touched it and it's hot and swollen. So luckily for me I sleep with a self-taught medical expert.
Slim-"Ouch"
MO'H -"What's the matter? Having a heart attack?"
Slim- lovingly and sweetly i say "why would you say that?"
MO'H- "My cousin's husband's next door neighbor's dog groomer once...blah, blah, blah"
Slim- "It's my elbow. "
MO'H- "Does it hurt?"
Slim-lovingly and sweetly i say "why else would i say ouch?"
MO'H-"Let me look it up"......"You have Popeye elbow"
Slim- "Say goodnight Gracie"
Doctor-"Looks like the bursa sac. Bursitis. Used to call it.....
Slim- "don't tell me Bluto, I know"
3 comments:
Sorry for your pain, SlimPopeye! Good thing you live with Dr. First-Care. Hope relief comes quickly;if not, go back to your Primary Caretaker--"Dr."MOH.
As Calvin Cavada might say: "Hope your 'BELBO' gets better..."
I hate to say it, but Dr MO'H's usually right - lol.
I think it may be tennis elbow, you have played too much tennis, squash & racket-ball in your day TJ. By the way, you can re-hab it by squeezing a tennis ball.
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