Woke up this morning to find a dead cat in my yard! Coco denies everything! Says she was in bed all night! She also denies that she killed the rat a few weeks ago and attacked me last Saturday!
- I think I'll insist she take a "Lie Detector" Test!
I mean I can't even sleep!!!
4 comments:
Pea, I would dump the "Dead Cat" at Cookers' or Stoneys'. Then call the cops to check the DNA. If it ends up being Coco, simply say the owner of the property where found (either of above referenced perpetrators) tried to set you up. Works everytime. My moneys' on Stoney!!
DON'T let Coco wash the prints off the cat! Draw a chalk outline of the Cat body. DON'T let her lawyer up. Keep her isolated from other suspects. Get Cooker to be the "good cop" Stoney the "bad cop". Don't let her sleep. Smack her around a little. She'll talk!
If that doesn't work call Rumsfeld and waterboard the bitch!
Is that a sunken Pirate Ship in your fish tank Pea? I clicked on the photo and I love the Pirate Ship! Oh, yea, sorry about your dog bites too...
Can we grill the cat? It probably taste like the chineese I had last week.
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