Saturday, September 17, 2011

So I made a run to Lancaster today to drop off some of my stuff. Took the "short cut" Rt 30 to Rt 10 to Rt 340 West...

On Rt 340 West, (on a Sat afternoon) I spent a lot of time in Intercourse! Tourists everywhere! Watching my every move. Never realized what an attraction Intercourse is for a lot of people.

  • The next town West on Rt 340 is Bird In Hand. After spending so long in Intercourse I was pleased to finally reach Bird In Hand. Again, lots of Tourists...
Leaving Bird In Hand I drove through Smoketown, feeling more relaxed...after going through Intercourse & Bird In Hand on a Saturday afternoon what person wouldn't feel relaxed...pheeww...relaxed...
  • Half hour later I arrived at Evergreen Lane in Lancaster...YIKES!!!
PS, I think if I had not spent so much time in Intercourse I would have made it to Evergreen Lane in less than an 2 hours...
  • :>)

6 comments:

Gay Caballero said...

This blog has sunk to a new low. The post before this one: Foul Language.
This post: sexually explicit innuendos. All in the name of humor? Time to stop the grandchildren from reading this trash.

Gerald Pea said...

To quote Lamar Puckett..."every word is True!" Check a Google Map going East to West on Rt 340...If there is any Sexual Innuendo here it was done by the Amish that named the Towns!!!

And I would agree...I would not allow my Grandchild to Date an Amish...horse & buggies notwithstanding...

Gerald Pea said...

...and I didn't even get to mention the Town of Paradise off of Rt 30...

Tshirtim said...

And he thinks he's living in MY basement?? He'd be more comfortable living in Blue Ball on Rt. 23.

Gerald Pea said...

will be making another run on Monday, 09/26, in a borrowed pick up with heavy furniture on board

Blog Referee said...

We have a Gay Caballero running around on this blog calling everyone perverts! I think that's worse to read then names of actual towns in PA.