You may ask, “Why the hell would I help The Pea move?”
Here’s what’s in it for you…
1. Quality time with me. We will discuss the Eagles, Phillies and cover Music choices for the BM's next Show. Is it possible they could actually do some Rap?
2. A breakfast sandwich and lunch. You can get your egg sunny side up or scrambled, I really don’t care.
3. A good work-out. I’ll let you wear my weight belt. I’ll even make you a sleeveless T-Shirt that says “MOVER” on the back.
4. 2 FREE McKendry Brothers Tee Shirts
5. A FREE truck ride from a top-of-the-line F350 U-Haul vehicle! I’ll let you stick your head out the window and also honk the horn.
6. A FREE truck tour through Lanxaster. We’ll drive past the ??? whatever...Lititz Corn/Amish Barn !
7. Finally, you will be given the opportunity of being the first guest at my new place. If you ever need to stay in Lancaster, you get 1st choice at the extra room!
Honestly, I don’t have much, it should take about an hour to load up, drive the 100 miles and unload. I need one guy. Who’s it gonna be? I am available to move at any time I can get a helping hand. Also...
Bring It!
3 comments:
That HANDSOME DUDE in your pic looks like HE could handle it--no sweat!
C'mon Lil' Pea! Help your Dad out! After all...he doesn't have Comcast any more. A little sympathy, please.
Alyce, Pea must be movin' in with you if he's going 100 miles. Quick get the basement cleared out!!!!
I'll help you Pea..now let's talk about lifting limitations and how many steps are involved...breaks, snax and hydration...atrial fibrillation, arrythmia and cardiac concerns...a small questionaire and shocking device will be required and a will ...other than that, I'm all in!
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