Monday, January 30, 2012

Saturday, January 28, 2012

A Super Bowl Real Estate Quiz...




All of these guys have won Super Bowls. All of these guys are now trying to sell their houses that they bought when they were full of testosterone...Match the house with the price...The prices are...

  • $6.9 million..........Michael Strahan's place
  • $10.5  million.......Tom Brady
  • $35 million..........Joe Montana (what is with that hair?)
  • $24 million..........Troy Aikman
Oh yea, they are being offered at reduced prices!

Thursday, January 26, 2012

I wish I had a Guest Bedroom...


an Oreland Home


In the past 7 Months I have spent time in a number of Guest Bedrooms. Each time I was offered Dinner & Breakfast...it is really nice to be a Traveler...and I wish I had a Guest Bedroom to reciprocate...

  • How many "Guest Bedrooms" have you slept in...in the last 7 months?
I have been to Redondo Beach, Oreland, Mechanicsburg, Johnson City, Tn & Lancaster, Pa...
  • and people say I don't get out enough...

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

A Sunning Tip from Dr Pea


Recently saw my Dermatologist & she gave me a tip regarding sunscreen I had never heard before. She said it doesn't matter what the sunscreen # is...it only matters if the stuff contains:
  • Titanium Dioxide or
  • Zinc Oxide 


Sunday, January 22, 2012

What would your next question be in this exchange with your 6 year old Grandson?


  • (Gran'pop) how did you guys do in your last game?
  • (Justin) what do you mean?
  • (Gran'pop) In your last game, did you win or lose?
  • (Justin) We haven't played our last game yet...
Now what would you say...?

I can't help myself! Check out this Recital Dress...


So I get home after midnight tonight after an Airport Run & I turn on the TV...



It is the Australian Open & Chris McKendry & Chris Everet (Leighton/Norman/Conners/Johnson) are interviewing Rafael Nadal...the guy is really cute...he speaks English w/ a Spanish twist...Anyway...

  • Raf sounded like any Superstar that is not an idiot. He praised his opponents & acted shy about his accomplishments 
  • Chris Everet (Evert?) talked about what she faced as a #ONE ranked player (Raf is #2)
Chris McKendry came across as the professional...of course that is her job...the other two are/were professional athletes...

  • How old would Chris McKendry be? 

Friday, January 20, 2012

Anybody else see Moneyball? I watched it with Keelan & we both liked it.

They used a lot of real Baseball clips AND the Actors they used could actually swing a bat, throw a ball & run. Plus! The"old timers" that were opposed to the concept of Baseball based on "statistics" were really authentic...I think Jack & Dutch were 50 years ahead of their Time. Although Billy Bean & the Kid forbid (forbade?) Bunting (never give the other Team an Out!)  their idea was "we need people that can get on base" & then let The Cooker, Latrice & McVeigh drive them in...

  • Did you know that The A's won 20 games in-a-row that year?

Ergo, The Pea & The Kee give this Film Four Stars....4 ****

Thursday, January 19, 2012

So, Paula Deen is diabetic & now she is being "Hammered" on the Internet for her cooking...

The little bit I have read about Chefs (cookers) most of them say that Men make the best Chefs'. If that is true, how come most men I know will sit around eating crap and will Love it when a woman makes them a Meal? I'm jus assin'...

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

If you were hiring a Painter to paint your house & your wife had this Hair do'. would you...



  1. Not allow her to talk to the Painter while he was giving you an Estimate?
  2. Would you tell the Painter that my Wife is Very Particular?
  3. Would you try to keep your Wife out of view?
  4. or...would you tell the Painter, "It's a Wig, she is just joking"...
and by the way...my name is Newt & her name is Callista & our last name ends in "rich"!!!  

  • Oh yea, I am also running for President of the USA & Callista is my 3rd wife and I am very Smart...everybody says so...
UGH! this guy has no shot to Dethrone Obama...and I am afraid that none of the Repubs are going to do it...Barry & Michelle (my Belle) will be back in the White House in 2013...
  • and did I mention that "Pea is for Politics"?

Was it Andre Miller or the Ghost of Richard Pryor that beat the 76'ers Tonight?


By the way...I am now accepting Free Tickets to the 76er's Games, as long as they are in the First Level. I will even do an Amtrack/Septa subway thing  & meet you at the Freddy Shero Monument...

  • They lost in OT tonight , but, Dougie has invigorated the NBA in Philadelphia!

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Does this look like "a Baller" or what?!?

I need Help transferring this photo from my computer to my Printer...4x6" Frame Photo Quality Paper...

  • my problem is I can't get the frigging 4x6" Photo Quality Paper to feed !
  • I keep getting "paper jam" alerts!
I will figure it out, 4 sure...

A View from Puerto Rico

What exactly goes on in Puerto Rico? I was sent some pictures of Tim and his friends as they were chilling and smoking cigars on the beach in Puerto Rico. Looks like they were having fun.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Krimpet & Me were banned from the Overlookdogrun cause Krimpet did not have current Vet "dog charms" on her collar!

They wouldn't let us in!!! I finally decided to take Krimpet, Me & my 240lbs to the dog walk...

  • Krimpet jumped in the car & I gotta say, she just laid there in the back for the drive to the Park. No barking, whining, licking windows or shedding ala Coco!
  • We go to The Gate & are told that Krimpet does not have the proper Vet ID tags & we can't get in!
So, we walk around "the compound" barking & yelling @ the people & dogs inside. It was about a half mile walk! So I guess that was good. I don't know exactly what Krimpet was barking but I kept yelling...
  • " I got your up-dated dog collar Charms right here!@#$%!"
I just hope we'll be accepted once the proper forms are filled out...

I can see the resemblance...can you?


Colonel , 2nd Massachusetts Cavalry .

 Service , late 1862 ~ mid 1865 .
1st Lieutenant , and Captain  , Company " A "
Major , and commanding Reserve Brigade ,
1st Cavalry Division , Middle Military Division ,
December 1864 ~ January 1865 .

Born in Milton , Massachusetts in 1829 .
Died near Santa Cruz , California in 1885 .

Print is very light , and has some retouching .

J . W . Black , photographer , 173 Washington St , Boston .
Price: $75.00

Product Code: U866
OUT OF STOCK

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Ahemmm...

The view from the Balcony of TJ & Mo's place in Pea Rico...

Just an observation...

...if you have a  Daughter @ home you often know when they 'have a Date"...if you have Sons' @ home you often "know not what they do"...

  • Just an observation