Monday, June 25, 2012

Inadvertently

@ 11:40PM I find myself locked out! I was having a late night smoke on my Patio & forgot to unlock my door from the inside! The place was locked down:

  • went to the back porch & the screen door was locked
  • went to the other door on the porch & it was locked
  • went to the Garage door & it was Open!
  • But, the door from the garage to Home Base was Locked!
  • Went to the front door...!@#! Locked!
  • Rang the Bell, knocked with the Knocker
  • Knocked with my Knuckles
Back to the Garage...started Knocking & Yelling, "it's Me The Pea!" Keelan finally shows up!
  • in Full Make-up with her hair in a Bun!
Timmy immediately follows w/ a Flash Light that I thought was a Pistol...I was ringing & knocking I told him,,,I thought the Dogs would BARK...

  • he said the Dogs were Barking & he & Maureen just kept telling them to "SHUT UP!"
Anyway...I am safe now...

4 comments:

sis said...

What a bunch of Scardy Cats--all those locks!

-and-

I thought you said "Keelan" had her hair in a bun...and you didn't mention she was wearing black heels.

Anyway, glad you got in. Sweet dreams...

TJ the Cop. said...

Dear Sis, after growing up in a police officer's house, after serving the dear citizens of Philadelphia as a police officer myself for 5 funfilled years, after 20 years as a security big wig for the world's largest transportation company and as the father of 7 little ones entrusted to my care I LOCK IT DOWN at night. After lockdown ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Pea sir, moral to uour saga, QUIT SMOKING, it could get you killed!!

Name: said...

Quit smoking but start chewing tobacco.

Boogie man of Blossom Hill said...

Thanks for changing the pic, Pea.

...and TJ the Cop: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, Scardy Cat!