Podiatrist vs Dentist

I've been thinking of my 1st visit to The Foot Doc. I wore my sandals with no socks to make it easier. Laying in the reclining chair with my feet propped up, he asks me to show him my problem. I take off both sandals & re-Prop my feet, show him the problem and he scrapes down to the core. Hurt like Hell but I have not been bothered with it since. He never looked at the rest of my foot or the other foot. I was thinking that since he had me in the chair he would have Examined the other stuff. But No.

• Now, the Dentist Visit...I show up with my mouth wide open, my Bridge in Hand, and ask him if he could Glue it back in cause it has been a part of me since 1976 and just Popped out!

First order of Business he says is, "we need to take Complete X-Rays of your mouth". Once the X-Rays are analyzed he will give me an "Estimate" on what it will cost me to repair the mess my teeth are! By the way...he told me they accept Master Card, Visa & a lot more.

• I only wished I had my foot in my mouth so the foot Doc would have just glued the bridge back in...no questions asked