- Pea: Are you upset Charlie?
- Charlie: Friggin' (sic) yea I'm pissed!
- P: What went wrong?
- C: Pea, as u know, Baseball is about 4 bases. U got those 4 bases covered & things go good.
- P: 4 bases???
- C: Yea 1st base is Pitchin', 2nd base is hittin', 3rd base is fieldin' & 4th base is Umpirin'
"We can't do a lot about 4th base (Charlie told me). but when we have 1st, 2nd & 3rd covered we do real good. Now, sometimes we only got 1st & 3rd covered & we do ok. Other times we got 2nd & 3rd covered & we have a little trouble. When 1st & 2nd is covered we most of the time do just as good as when all 4 bases are covered!"
- At this point I asked the "Flight Attendant" for a Libation...
I ventured on...
- Pea: so what went wrong in the past few years?
- Charlie: we didn't have 1st, 2nd or 3rd base covered! Simple as that.
- Pea: and who is to blame for that?
- Charlie: "ask Ruben"
I did not get a flight back after Missy picked up Charlie at the airport. Charlie did ask me if I wanted to play golf with him the next day...but I declined the offer...
- I am now stranded in Florida & wondering how I'll get back to The Pea's Place...
8 comments:
What "libation" were you enjoying whilst you posted this tale? I'm confused, Pea!
The language on this Post has to be improved. Remove all cussin' and "flip outs". Not necessary. With the age of grand kids they ask "How come we can't use that language but you guys can?"
Can't muzzle Charlie, the guy tells it how it is...
Sis. I'm happy to hear you are confused. The post is Charlie talking baseball! When Charley talks baseball everyone is confused!
and Sis? Further clarification on the post. Charlie lives in Florida. His "fiancee" is Missy. Also, I was imbibing with some "Knob Creek".
Thank you, Pea. It is now clarified.
Thanks Pea. I was very offended by that curse word. I couldn't sleep.
thank goodness you Survived, Survivor until the Edits were made. By the way, I personally apologize to all those I may have offended. That is not who I am! I will be seeking Counseling in the near future...
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