Thursday, August 1, 2013

How I spent my morning...


I was at a "Smoking cessation" session at the VA @ 9AM. Al came out, called my name & another guys & we followed Al down the hall to a room that had a sign on it that read,

  • "Group Session"
There were 6 people in the room with badges around their necks & note pads on their laps. Me & Bud (that was the other guys name) sat down & they asked us to give them a history of our tobacco experience...I had to wait 6 months for this appointment & there in the Group Session room was just me, Bud & 6 VA people with badges around their necks & note pads in their laps! I'm thinking to myself, "what do these people do a non-busy day?"
  • Anyway, I won't accept anymore cigarettes from any of you. The VA now has me on a "Program".
But....and I warn you!...If I am smoking in your presence...do not get on me!!!
  • it's part of the "Program"

9 comments:

Jason Pea said...

I hear smoking causes your head to become oversized. From looking at your picture above, I agree.

EJM said...

excellent, good luck GPea.

a said...

Your LUNGS are doing a "happy dance" today!

Good luck, lil' brother!!!

RJ Reynolds said...

Good luck Pea...you can do this!

Head Inspector said...

I think living in Lancaster is making your head become very large!

Large Heads rule said...

I realize many of us have large heads..why, I do not know..perhaps Mother's head was large, i don't recall that though...Dad's may also have been large..don't recall that either..maybe someone else has a theory...maybe my theory is wrong..either way, I think it's interesting...for the record, i am pretty sure my head/hat size is a 7.78 or 8.0 ...if u care. Pea's looks humongus in this photo, doncha tink?

Tshirtim said...

I can now reveal that Pea's enlarged cranium is linked to :
1-genetics
2-how the VA treats him like a rock star ( EVERYTHING IS FREE)
3-how the Lanco Micks treat him ( "Pea's a riot!")
4-his brain is full of detective novels and politics

Tshirtim said...

As the photographer I can solemnly attest that the photo is untouched. His noggin is huuuuge!

Gerald Pea said...

Tshirtim's camera caught me at a bad angle

1954: headed to Nana's for Thanksgiving supper...

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