Friday, October 11, 2013

Mississippi Man Stands by Alien Abduction Claim

                                 

Consider this the first Official Blog post by the Cooker.... via email!


"From Michael McKendry
To MeEd McKendryTim McKendry

Today at 7:09 PM
G & E... now I know you're thinking "he's crazy"...but I want you to look up either in MSN or YOUTUBE or sumpin' like at...a story 'bout 2 Mississippi men who was fishin' when they say some "blue lights"appeared behind them...I jes read bout' this on MSN...and tell me if'n their story don't sound fermiliar...whoohoo....scares me just listenin' to da man...damn if he don't use the word "PARALYZED"...as in "WE WAS PARALYZED"...

Every word is true, jes like at...go on, read it...you'll be ascared too...

Y'all have a good night...check in wit me afterworeds...I was crackin' up, I swear!

LaMarr ...p.s.  the article is titled 2 Mississippi Men abducted by aliens."

4 comments:

JoBob said...

What we have here is an impingement on our right's Charlie! We need us to contact a Lawyer so's we kin git us some respect in the community...and maybe some money too...whatcha think Charlie? ..u listenin' to me Charlie...damn, he's frozen, paralyzed...shoot!

Gay UFO said...

When I first saw and heard about this, circa 1975, I thought JoBob and Lamarr had left this planet. Howsomever, with this recent astonishing news leak, LaMarr and JoBob might actually be on to something. I will be a witness for those with the original video to collect their damages. For a small fee of course.

Tshirtim said...

When I heard about this my heart stood still!

Puckett Enterprises said...

I thought we owned all the rights to this story..we got photos..someone is rippin' us off LaMarr...call Vinny the Lawyer.