Sunday, May 25, 2014

Don't forget about your Fake Joints...



Just one more story about my trip out West. I promise I'll drop it after this. I flew out there on Virgin America. I got in the Fast Lane for check in...
I went through check in 3 times before I had an "interview" with a Supervisor as to why I was setting off the alarm on my 3rd trip through.
It finally dawned on me that I have a Fake Hip! I had forgotten all about it. They put me through the Body Scan Machine, everybody behind me in line saw my Fake Hip and my penis and I was good to go...! Don't ya just Love Air travel?
GD!@#!! Abdul...

5 comments:

2hips said...

Strange...that never happened to me...Are you SURE it wasn't all the $$ in your pockets setting it off?

EJM said...

is your penis fake too? Why would that show up? Did John get you a deal when he was in that line of work?

Gerald Pea said...

I don't know for a fact that my penis did show up. I just heard people in line behind me laughing and I assumed...

EJM said...

were you in your Laker outfit or Unibomber outfit at the time?

Cooker said...

Funny stuff, once again...cracks me up.

What motivates people to do this stuff?

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