A guy named Nobel, no 1st name needed, invents explosives. Makes a zillion dollars. Feels guilty when folks start blowing other folks up. Decides to recognize folks for good stuff (Peace, chemical stuff, medical stuff, etc.) That's nice but in my world there are a few things that made a HUGE difference and those inventors deserve MY PERSONAL NOBEL PRIZE:
Inventor of the leaf blower.
Inventor of recliners.
Inventor of Chromecast.
Inventor of peanut butter, I think his name was Skippy.
Inventor of pneumatic nail guns.
Inventor of the trash compactor.
Bill Gates & Co.
I know I have more nominees but I can't think of the others right now. If you have a nominee, please add it to the list.
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EZ Pass
Bar Codes
Granite counter tops
How about the Vermont Teddy Bear inventor?
John Deere
Bob Boomerang?
soft cleats
Warning tracks
Wife beater T shirts
Global Warming
The Twist (put Chubby in The Hall!)
Hmmmmm, Vermont Teddy Bear vs Leaf Blower? Let's get serious folks.
John Deere? Mine breaks down EVERY year!
Boomerang? I'll get back yo ya mate!
How bout Anesthesia? Prior to that it was Old Grand Dad or Four Roses...............
Basketballs w/ot laces.....Paul knows what an improvement that was...he played w/ both.
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