Monthly Contortions...

People like me on a Fixed Income go through contortions on a Monthly basis to try to save money so they can afford to buy more Salem's and Nikolai. This is why I spent 27 minutes in a State Farm office today to save $27.00 a month on my car insurance.

State Farm will be $68.00 per month. They also lowered my deductible from $500 to $250.

GEICO

The company I was with since 1999 was charging me $95.00 per month. Maybe that's becuse I've had two claims with them in the last 3 years:

1) was for $1590.00 when one of the branches in a tree on Blossom Hill fell on my car when I was not even here.

2) was for $3399.00 when I drove over a strawberry red guitar @ 2AM that had been left on the ground on the Exit Ramp from MaGurks!

by the way, GEICO's web site states that that claim is still open! Are you kidding me!@#!!

Anyway...I did spend 27 minutes today with Karen the State Farm Agent & saved 

$324.00 in my yearly car insurance premiums!