Sunday, December 13, 2015

Brother Michael, being in Show Business, knows Bars.


So Me, Timmy, Michael walk into a bar/restaurant
around 3PM on a Saturday afternoon.

Timothy & Michael are wearing ties. I am wearing a Golf Shirt
that I got from my brother-in-law about 4 years ago.

The three of us have on suit/blazer/camel hair jackets.

The 9 guys at the Bar stared @ us as we entered. Take note...
The 9 guys did not mess with us.

The food was real good. The tie wearers got roast beef sandwhiches,
the brother in the Golf Shirt got a cheese-burger. Really good.

I don't know what the bill was cause I had no Cash on me...

The tie guys covered me.

So we walk outside after paying the bill & one of the tie guys says,
"what an asshole!" I said who?
The Bartender never said thanks for coming guys,
come back again...or some such. Said the Show Business brother.

Meanwhile two guys are standing outside smoking, Both of them
look to be in their mid-fifties and they are wearing 
white T-shirts and dungarees!

 The guy in the Camel hair jacket & tie said...

"Why don't we go back in there & kick all their Asses!"
LOL!

Funny stuff...


5 comments:

Michael P. said...

Pea..there's an old Irish saying "never let the truth get in the way of a good story!" Just to set the record straight.. I never said anyone was an "asshole" and I never said "let's go back in there and kick their asses!"..I merely commented on the fact that it was silent when we went in and silent when we left..no wave of the hand, no acknowledgement of our arriving or leaving, on the part of the bartender. I always thinks it's nice of the proprietor to wave "thanks" or smile to the customers, as they walk by..it's good manners and good for business..I've always enjoyed the bar BUSINESS and often observe & sometimes comment on how my experience had been, while there..that's all.

Gerald Pea said...

Michael P...when you have a silly Blog you embellsh stories.
97 t0 99% of what I posted about the Saturday afternoon Montgomeryville
Tap Room was true...And I did embellish the Post.
But that is Show Business!!!

EJM said...

sounds like a scene from a movie... embellished or not it created an interesting picture in my mind...

Tshirtim said...

Here's what I recall:
3 brothers walk into a bar. 1 is stone deaf. 1 is deaf. 1 can hear.
Stone Deaf says to Deaf, "Let's get outta here." Deaf says, looking at the bartender, "He's queer?".
Hearing says, "NO, he says let's get outta here."
Stoney says, "What's wrong with their beer?".
Deaf says, looking at the t-shirts guys,
" He said, GET OUTTA HERE?"

THAT'S when the brawl started...

Tshirtim said...

"Every word of it's true. Swear to God". Lamar, circa 1985

Do any US cities have these?