I have visited a House on a Lake in Florida

They all have WARNING Signs... "Do Not Swim in Lake" Alligators swim here!!!

I have never burglarized a house on a lake in Florida.

There was only one time in my life I had to

run from the Cops.

It was in Widwood, NJ

and I did not run into the Ocean.

This poor fella burglarized

a house in Florida

and then ran to the Lake to hide from the Cops.

Nothing good happened.

Moral of the story?

At 22, get a job, do not burglarize houses and you will not be eaten by alligators.