OK, first things first. I admit that this is a Shopping List that a Family would not have.

The checker told me I owed $38 something.

I immediately thought "that is a lot".

Walking out of the store I stopped to look at my bill and thought,

"I forgot to show her my discount card". So I went to the 

Customer Service counter. I told the kid there that my bill was too

much because I did not present my card.

The kid looked at my receipt, said nothing and gave me 

$2.98 in cash.

I said, what about the Coke. You charged me $24.00

and the sign says 4 for $11.00.

The kid said nothing. Checked the in-store Flyer

and gave me $13.00 more dollars.

I got home and noticed that I was charged $8.00

for the ice cream. It was on sale for 2 for $4.00.

So I have to go back tomorrow for $4.00

and to complain about the kid that never said

one word to me and never even asked for my discount card.

and also the cashier that never asked this senile senior citizen

 if I had a GIANT discount card.

Ugh...

just more mileage on my car!