Welp...GQ got me to look...

and lo & behold I found the Boots I've been looking for!

I first saw them in GQ for $885.00, so I immediatly went to 

Amazon & they were 'only' $735.00.

I then went to Alibaba

 and found the same boots for $99.99? How can they do that?

Meanwhile, GQ's citizen of the year is...

but they did get me click on their site and order the Boots!