I admit to leaving my fish alone for two nights...but...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/mother-avoids-jail-leaving-four-141632507.html

It may be a good idea to remember the Alford Plea!

An Alford plea is where a defendant does not admit guilt to an offence, but acknowledges that prosecutors have enough evidence to secure a conviction.

It kept this idiot!@#$%!  from serving jail time.