Monday, June 3, 2019

My most recent visit with my Millennial Doc...( I forgot to wear my hearing aids)

She is so pleasant...she stands at attention when I enter the room & offers me a handshake.
  • Last time I met with her was February. Just days before before my trip to Ca.
  • There was an intern & a nurse with her that she introduced.

First thing I said was, I forgot my hearing aids so this might be difficult for me.

  • As millennials are wont to say, she said, "no problem".

She then asked me about my trip to California & how did I enjoy flying 1st class! Asked
me if my grandkids were excited to see me...and, how many grandkids do I have?

  • She then told me to take off all of my clothes except for my gotchies...
  • So I did as I was told

She scanned me. Found 'only' four spots that needed tending to

  • Gave me 7 needles & two sprays with the gas and asked me
  • Are you hungry?

I said No, told her I have not eaten anything as yet today. It was now 11:45AM.

  • She said, "you haven't eaten today? How can you be so pleasant?"
This millennial Doc is a Doc I wish on all of you...

And the best thing? I won't be billed for the visit! Thank you, you Taxpayers...!


3 comments:

Tshirtim said...

Careful Pea, sounds like she’s hittin’ on ya!

uncle john said...

Is she HOT? Does she talk about ,pre-baby boomers,?

Why 7 shots? What brand were they? All Irish or Vodka.....sounds like a fun visit.....
you should go more often...

jmck said...

Later on same day: Ugh! Maybe too much caffeine in AM....feeling too frisky...poor attempt at humor w/ Pea.....wish I could erase....mea culpa mea culpa...ain't easy being me.
Michael's Day, too.....ugh ugh...