It's not like I go anywhere to dine or be entertained or to work out, but...

 I'm sure happy I don't live in New York City!

New mask requirements...

Big Apple comrades, CONGRATULATIONS, the New York City requirement to show your vaccine papers begins today. Those who violate the requirement, or those who give false papers in order to participate in polite society, will be given a $1,000 fine for the first offense; $2,000 for the second non-compliant occurrence, and all subsequent infractions will cost $5,000.