My first ever box of BORAX!

 

I've had ants on the patio. I've gotten rid of them with something called

TERRO

But each trap costs .78cents! And that's too much for my Landlord.

Even though I paid for the TERRO.

The Landlord says TERRO is nothing more than sugar & Borax,

mixed together to form a paste.

Thus, the 4 pound box of BORAX!

I was sitting down when I picked up the box. I thought it would

weigh as much as a cereal box. I almost sprained my wrist!

The Landlord told me each box of BORAX contains the ashes of

former President Ronald Reagan!

and one of the mules...