They believe they got the Elon thing covered...

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Department of Homeland Security has formed the Disinformation Governance Board to bravely combat incorrect opinions on the internet. According to sources, the board's Executive Director Nina Jankowicz

 has appointed Hunter Biden to sit on the board for a salary of $50,000 per month. 

"We are proud to welcome Hunter to our Ministry, our Disinformation Governance Board," said Jankowicz.

 "As the victim of a Russian disinformation campaign that claimed his laptop held evidence of horrific sexual crimes and international corruption resulting in tens of millions of dollars being funneled to the Biden family, he is uniquely equipped to speak to these issues." 

The President's son will be paid a salary of $50,000 per month. His appointment has caused several prominent conservatives to cry foul, claiming the deal and the entire board itself seem "gross", "creepy", and "corrupt." 

The Disinformation Governance Board dismissed the criticism as "dangerous disinformation."

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/04/29/bidens-disinformation-chief-there-are-many-non-binary-people-who-give-birth/

 

Baseball can be pretty darn exciting!

Remember 2008?

Out of the Blue...

 A little bit of this story may be embellished...

I was driving with brother Tim today & he got a text. Took him a while to read & re-read it. I waited a bit then asked him what was that about? I will paraphrase the text...

"Tim, this is Mike !?!? and I'm contacting you today to thank you for helping & supporting me when I first joined UPS. I was an 18 year old little lazy shit when I met you. You were my Supervisor & you almost made me quit! You hounded me & my mom by calling her looking for me when I didn't show up for work. She thought I had the day off!

You even offered to come & pick me up when I lied that my car wouldn't start.

Just want to let you know that tomorrow is my retirement day! 40 YEARS! Can you believe it? Me & my wife & kids can't thank you enough...God Bless...

Timmy looked at me & said...

"40 years? That was 40 years ago?"

I believe Timmy had misty eyes when he said that.

I think Olivia's Dad is the only BM that could pull off this stunt!

He is obviously in shape

and has done it before back in Allentown!

been driving something since he was 6!

and is fearless...

On anything with wheels...

Maybe he could post an update of the Family Photo?

MSNBC HOST Ari Melber has not followed the News for at least the last three years!

He is an anchor at MSNBC so he just reads the news...

https://amgreatness.com/2022/04/26/msnbc-host-frets-about-musk-taking-over-twitter-in-pathological-display-of-liberal-projection/

Do you miss me Philly?

 

Reggie Miller

@ReggieMillerTNT

Cmon MAN!!! Out for Game 4 when it was rumored you were going to make your debut. This dude has ZERO competitive .. As small a chance as the Nets have to come back in this series, you still have KD and Kyrie, all you need is to win ONE game and take it from there.. #ManUp

Kendrick Perkins

@KendrickPerkins

Ben Simmons has officially completed the biggest heist in NBA history. He really sat out an entire season! Carry on…

.@stephenasmith reacts to Ben Simmons being out for Game 4: “I feel bad for anybody who was his teammate. He quit on LSU, he quit on the Philadelphia 76ers and now, he ain’t showing up for the Brooklyn Nets.”

@MalikThreeesley

Animal rights protesters have more court time than Ben Simmons this season LMFAOOOOO

For some reason, women animal rights protestors were attacking the

court in Minnesota from multiple angles the other night!

5:52 PM · Apr 24, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

Ben Simmons is a pampered pussy cat...