Monday, April 18, 2022

TAX DAY DEADLINE!

 



 she muttered, trying to rack her brain for any trace of teaching she'd gotten in school that had covered this, but only recalling gender struggle sessions, critical race theory, and several drag queen story hours at the local library. "I really liked my math teacher Mx. Ryder, but I wish they'd at least spent an hour or two on how to file your taxes. Their coming-out party in our fifth-grade class was equal parts stunning and brave, but it certainly isn't helping me figure out what deductions I'm eligible for here." Jones dug up her old notes from her high school economics class, but only found page after page on critical gender theory and a section on the systemic oppression of evil, colonizing arithmetic and its triggering effects on polygender people who bleed. She sighed and rubbed her head. "Well, at least I'll be able to get into Harvard."

from The Babylon Bee

 

1 comment:

Tshirtim said...

Now that there's funny. I don't care who you are, that's darn funny!

As bad as this looks, it looks about 70% better than it did under the last Mayor...Jim Kenney!

Mayor Parker is doing a pretty good job so far as the new Mayor. But cleaning up Frankford, K&A area is a Long & Winding Road...that...