Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Thanksgiving, Stuffing & Tradition...

In the 20 years Judy Ann & I were together,  her favorite time was between Thanksgiving & Christmas. For Thanksgiving we would go to the home of her brother Kevin. We did that for 18 of the 20 years. One year we went to the Home of  Sam & Kelly.

  • This year, Kevin takes me to lunch & asks if I will be at Thanksgiving dinner
"Of course!" I say...we have to continue the Tradition. He then asks...will you be making the "Stuffing"?
  • Of course I say!...
...but I have no idea how to make Stuffing. I just know that when Judy Ann made it, our place smelled of Onions for three days after and I had tears in my Eyes constantly!
  • SO...anyone have a "Stuffing Recipe"?
I also volunteered to have Judy Ann's traditional Christmas Brunch...that would be Christmas morning...if you are in the Neighborhood on Christmas Day you will be welcomed...

Monday, September 27, 2010

The Boys from LA are confused...

They want to know...if the Phils Win tonight vs The Nationals will they play The Lakers or The Dodgers in the Super Bowl or World Series?

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Coco is "Hung Over" today...Uncle John took her on a Long Walk yesterday

...and today, Sunday, Coco is behaving like your 22 year old Daughter that lives with you and you wonder where she is at Noon on Sunday!  Coco is Exhausted today! I rode my bike, Uncle John walked her  down by the River &  Coco came home with a Good Tired...and "a buzz on"...

I now have Female problems...

Have you ever spent a Friday Night, Half in the Bag,  on your Computer?

  • Well, apparently I have...yikes!
  • I signed up for one of those ...
Meet your New Girl Friend sites! I even took Photos of myself & Posted them!
  • Apparently, the fact that I was looking "half-in-the-Bag" & my Photo back-drop shows my Washer & Dryer in the basement has turned on some of the Babes between 58 & 67!... I am now an Icon!
I am told that a Man that can Post himself in that ridiculous setting must be

  • Really secure about who he is
  • A Real Man that does his own Laundry
  • A Man in need of a Dry Cleaner!
  • ...not to mention, I have been called "really cute"!
YIKES! My Nicolai and I have created a Nightmare!!!
  • I cannot yet find the  the photo of me in the  "wife beater" T shirt Posing  in my basement w/ a Washer/Dryer Backdrop...But!...Stay Tuned...I will Find it!
Woe is Me.... 

Friday, September 24, 2010

What Team just Won 11 in a Row!

                                                        







                                         ?

When you are leading your "little man" to The Mens Room...

Do you ever suggest to him that it may be easier on him if he sits down? I am not talking about "Public Spots". I am talking about @ Home, @ the Home of a Relative?....When @ the Home of a Clean Friend? I'm wondering, when at Home Men...do you ever do what the Ladies do? It could lead to "less mess".... just sayin...

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Did you see the Harvest Moon last night?

It was the brightest it has been in 20 years and won't be that bright again for another 20 years!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

I gave up after 21 Rings...

I called my Sister tonight to wish her a Happy 29th Anniversary of her 39th Birthday. The phone rang 21 TIMES! And no one answered & no one asked me to leave a Message...21 Times...SO...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS.......!!!

Monday, September 20, 2010

STOP Signs, dog walking & Courtesy...

Uncle John, Coco & myself were out walking tonight & about 6:15PM we were crossing Green Street. After we waved on two cars at the STOP Sign (a 4-way STOP sign) we proceeded on our way...Only to have to STOP suddenly because the next car just kept going thru the STOP Sign! Almost ran us over! We screamed at the guy in the two-seater Mercedes & he Flipped us "the Bird"! Well, John being John,  he proceeded to run after the "Bird Flipper" with Coco in Tow! Coco lost her Leash but continued to follow her Uncle John. The "Bird Flipper" managed to make a left onto Ridge Avenue and I thought Uncle John & Coco would give up "THE CHASE". I was wrong...both of them continued the pursuit up the Avenue & when the A..Hole in the 2-seater made it through the next Red Light he once again Flipped the Bird @ Uncle John & Coco!
WE (Uncle John, Coco & Me) now have a Plan...we will be staking out Green Street & Ridge Avenue from 6:00PM til 7:00PM on the look-out for a Two-seater white Mercedes driven by a tan, bald headed, cell phone using, bird flipping, A..hole!
What else do we have to do?
this could be fun... 

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

MLB, Dereck Jeter & his # 2...& we all had Ponies!!!

Brother Michael is my main source for all things Baseball. He tells me that once Jeter ends his career the Yankees will retire his Number and ALL Yankee #'s from #1 thru  #9 will be Retired. Which begs these Questions...
  1. Can you name the Yankees that wore #'s One thru Nine? and...
  2. Can you name the Phillies that have worn One thru Nine?
And...why don't the Phillies wear a Jersey that says PHILADELPHIA?
  • PUT PETE IN THE HALL!@#$%^&*()!@#$@!!
and finally...as you can see, "My sister had a Pony, I had a Pony... we all had Ponies..." (Seinfeld)

Warren Zevon cover