Saturday, July 21, 2007

I HAD NO CLUE

Coco is almost 10 and has never had a Haircut. I am old and have not had a Professional Haircut since 1973. Judy Ann is older than Coco and younger than me and gets a Professinal Haircut about three times a year. She walks into wherever and The Clipping Begins. I could walk into a Barber Shop tommorow and do the same thing. I found out today that Coco needs an appointment...next available date is August 11! The Groomer was sort of nasty on the phone, told me if your dog has more than 3 or 4 fleas I will get a call and have to come back and pick up our Coco! I was assuming that I could walk in with the dog and sit there while they cut her hair. Stupid Me! You know Jiffy Lube? Supposedly, that company was started on a bet. Some guy had made a fortune on a company he started and sold. His buddies said he was just Lucky...right time/right place...and he wouldn't be able to do it again. The guy started Jiffy Lube and won the bet! If I can get an appointment with a Major League heart surgeon sooner than I can get an appointment with a Dog Groomer, there must be a market for Jiffy Dog Groomers! Go figure...

3 comments:

Benevolus said...

And what "cut" is Madame CoCo going for this summer? I hear the "bob" that Paris Hilton's pooch is sporting is all the rage in the dog parks...

Anonymous said...

Let's do the math; 3 weeks for an appointment, $80 for a wash, nail clip, ears cleaned, teeth brushed, groomed. 10 year old dog.......

Shoot her, it's cheaper.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh... I've got something you can groom!

As bad as this looks, it looks about 70% better than it did under the last Mayor...Jim Kenney!

Mayor Parker is doing a pretty good job so far as the new Mayor. But cleaning up Frankford, K&A area is a Long & Winding Road...that...