Remember that little crippled kid in Lancaster and the lady that visited him and brought the soda bread? The kid ate it in record time and just knew that there was something special about that moist, raisin-full, eye-popping, large, round, scrumptious, loaf of delectibility. Within a matter of days after eating that blessed lady's soda bread the kid returned to his ortho doctor who said he had never seen such a tragic wound heal so quickly and perfectly. So perfect in fact that there was no longer a need for a cast, after only 2 short weeks!! Alleluia folks! The crippled kid is gonna make it afterall.
For a limited time only, you too, can have a miraculous soda bread. Just send $29.95 plus shipping to Crippled Kid, Lancaster, PA. (cash only) and the kid will see what he can do for you.
4 comments:
who was the blessed lady ????
My sister wishes to remain anonymous
My grandfather taught me to not believe in miracles...
1)his store would never be bought out by A&P
2)customer complaints that his "bag math" was wrong would never be proven
3)Feltonville would be the next SOHO, a "hip" neighborhood
4)the mckendrys' would get caught up next week
5)Soda bread would be a big seller
Stuart, Hillman. You don't want it.
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